281: Is Ozempic really a magic pill for weight loss? With Johann Hari
05/07/2024
281: Is Ozempic really a magic pill for weight loss? With Johann Hari
This episode is all about the new weight loss drug Ozempic - what are the risks? What are the benefits? How does it actually work? Joining us is author Johann Hari, who has written a book all about it. Just to be clear: this is a full and frank discussion about the issues around weight loss, the bod
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280: Lisa Jewell on writing books, watching MAFS, and raising teens
04/23/2024
280: Lisa Jewell on writing books, watching MAFS, and raising teens
Yes, it really has been 25 years since Ralph's Party was released! You are that old! Here to talk about that book, and all the brilliant ones she's written since, is best-selling author Lisa Jewell. She tells us about her writing process, and how she cured herself of imposter syndrome. Lisa shares h
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Just the Two of Us - Remembering Lee Thorn
04/09/2024
Just the Two of Us - Remembering Lee Thorn
We sit down for a serious chat in this episode as we celebrate the life of Lee, Helen's Mum, who passed away recently. And of course, we manage to have a few laughs along the way. We talk about the kind of person Lee was, and how lucky Helen was to have her as a parent. We discuss what it's like to
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278: Monogamy, bonobos and breakups with Rosie Wilby
03/26/2024
278: Monogamy, bonobos and breakups with Rosie Wilby
Why do lesbians have the highest divorce rate? How do you navigate an open relationship? What goes on in a sex lab? Answering all these questions is the amazing Rosie Wilby! The comedian and author tells us all about her brilliant books, Is Monogamy Dead?and The Breakup Monologues. We discuss some o
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277: How to raise a viking with Helen Russell
03/11/2024
277: How to raise a viking with Helen Russell
What makes the Danish some of the happiest people on earth? How can we steal their ideas, and what's stopping us? Why are Norwegian women like oil rigs? Answering all these questions is the amazing Helen Russell! We talk about her brilliant new book,How to Raise a Viking. Join us as we go on a wonde
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276: Sikisa on law, comedy, dyslexia, and nachos vs dicks
02/27/2024
276: Sikisa on law, comedy, dyslexia, and nachos vs dicks
Comedian, immigration lawyer, burlesque dancer, trainee wrestler, and absolute legend - it's Sikisa!She tells us how she went from being a barmaid to being on stage, and some of the weirder things she's seen while MCing one of London's most famous open mic comedy nights. We learn what it's like to g
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275: Man vs Baby aka Matt Coyne on writing, fighting, and farting
02/12/2024
275: Man vs Baby aka Matt Coyne on writing, fighting, and farting
What's the best way to write a bestselling book? Who would win in a fight between a shark and a gorilla? And what's it like to be bitten on the penis by a piranha? Answering all these questions is Matt Coyne, aka Man vs Baby! He tells us all about his brilliant new novel, Frank and Red, which is out
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274: Antarctica Special with Ellie's Dad
01/30/2024
274: Antarctica Special with Ellie's Dad
HELLO READERS! What's it like to go to Antarctica with your 76 year-old Dad? What is Ellie's problem with penguins? Why did she get taken away by Buenos Aires airport security, and why was it Jim's fault?  Answering all these questions are Ellie and Ellie's Dad! Helen quizzes them to find out all ab
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273: Quiz special with Lucy Porter and Jenny Ryan
01/16/2024
273: Quiz special with Lucy Porter and Jenny Ryan
Why are PTA quizzes the worst? Is Croydon really the Manhattan of London? And which star of The Chase has the most erotic fan fiction written about them? Here to play for a four-berth caravan and a fortnight in Tenerife are Lucy Porter and Jenny Ryan! Lucy tells us how she went from comedian to quiz
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272: Teens, toasters and Kiefer Sutherland's driving school with Tom Price
01/02/2024
272: Teens, toasters and Kiefer Sutherland's driving school with Tom Price
What's it like to embrace Hugh Jackman? Which celebrity does Tom Price still dream of interviewing? And why does he want us to eat prawns off his wife's back? Answering all these questions is the actual Tom Price! The Magic FM drive time DJ takes a break from his busy three hours of work a day sched
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271: Dick the halls: it's the 2023 Christmas Special!
12/19/2023
271: Dick the halls: it's the 2023 Christmas Special!
What is the collective noun for a group of Lindas? How is anal sex like relationship bitcoin? And which Hollywood action star would Sam Pamphilon pleasure orally for £50,000? Yes, it's the Scummy Mummies Christmas Special!As usual, we get too drunk and talk absolute nonsense for too long. The same o
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270: Christmas food special with Sarah Rossi (aka Taming Twins)
12/05/2023
270: Christmas food special with Sarah Rossi (aka Taming Twins)
Christmas eating is great, but Christmas cooking can be stressful. Joining us with her top tips for creating calm in the kitchen is Sarah Rossi, aka @TamingTwins! She shares easy make-ahead recipes for starters and desserts, and a great idea for what to feed picky eaters on the big day. We talk abou
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269: Philippa Perry on how to have better relationships
11/21/2023
269: Philippa Perry on how to have better relationships
Is there a way to argue constructively? What is the best way to help someone in crisis? Should we aim for happiness, or be content with contentment? Answering all these questions is the amazing psychotherapist, author, agony aunt and artist, Philippa Perry! She tells us all about her brilliant new b
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268: Just the Two of Us - Christmas Confessions
11/08/2023
268: Just the Two of Us - Christmas Confessions
We know it's only November, but we can't help it - we bloody love Christmas! So in our latest podcast episode, we are sharing some of our favourite festive confessions from previous shows - along with some personal stories of Christmas chaos.We discuss our favourite things about Xmas, the worst gift
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267: From Morrisons to Drag Race with Ella Vaday
10/24/2023
267: From Morrisons to Drag Race with Ella Vaday
267: From Morrisons to Drag Race with Ella VadayOur guest for this episode is Nick Collier, aka drag superstar Ella Vaday! He tells us how he went from working in Morrisons to wowing us with his Nigella impression on season three of RuPaul's Drag Race UK. We hear about his time performing in the Wes
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266: Modelling, monogamy and making sh*t happen with Shareefa J
10/10/2023
266: Modelling, monogamy and making sh*t happen with Shareefa J
Our guest for this episode is the amazing Shareefa J - model, diversity activist, fitness champion, and all round bloody brilliant woman. She tells us what it's like to watch a photographer lighten your skin tone, and to be told you're too fat when you're a size 10. We discuss how far the modelling
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265: Surviving breast cancer with Rosamund Dean
09/26/2023
265: Surviving breast cancer with Rosamund Dean
What should you say to a friend who has cancer? If you're the one with the diagnosis, how do you tell your kids? And is it really possible to futureproof your body against illness? Answering all these questions is the brilliant Rosamund Dean. She tells us about her journey from finding a lump in her
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264: Ayo Akinwolere on swimming, racism, and being a world record holder
09/12/2023
264: Ayo Akinwolere on swimming, racism, and being a world record holder
Our guest for this episode is the awesome Ayo Akinwolere - Blue Peter presenter, documentary maker, fitness champion, and all-round bloody good bloke. He tells us how he went from not being able to swim to crossing the deepest trench of the ocean in just ten weeks. We talk about the cultural divide
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263: Therapy special: burnout, anxiety, and the mental load with Karen Hartley
08/29/2023
263: Therapy special: burnout, anxiety, and the mental load with Karen Hartley
Do we all need therapy? How do you talk to a partner about sharing the mental load? And what's the first thing you need to do if you feel you're approaching burnout? Answering tricky questions like these is the awesome psychotherapist Karen Hartley! Along with her brilliant wisdom, she shares some p
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262: Summer Holiday Hacks with Susie Lodge
08/15/2023
262: Summer Holiday Hacks with Susie Lodge
What's the best way to avoid family days out turning into disasters? How do you stop kids asking for snacks all day? And what do mums have in common with combine harvesters? Helping us to survive the last few weeks of the summer holidays is Susie Lodge!She tells us all about the website she founded,
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BONUS: Hello Readers with Ellie's Dad
08/04/2023
BONUS: Hello Readers with Ellie's Dad
TRIGGER WARNING: This episode contains two of Ellie's Dad's jokes. He joins us to share some tall tales about a magical dog, the funeral of King George VI, and the time he was at a party with Elton John (or not.)We discuss the tall tales (lies) our parents told us, and come clean about the myths, le
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261: 10 Years of Scum! Anniversary Special
07/29/2023
261: 10 Years of Scum! Anniversary Special
It's hard to believe it's been a whole decade since we sat down on Ellie's sofa to record the first episode of the Scummy Mummies Podcast. But here we are, having survived premature childbirth, a shitty divorce and a global pandemic, still on the sofa, and better friends than ever. In this special a
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260: Comedian Esther Manito on mum guilt and the mental load
07/18/2023
260: Comedian Esther Manito on mum guilt and the mental load
What's hardest part of parenting - the baby bit, toddler tantrums, or teenage rage? What's it like to live with your dad at the age of 40? And what's the best way to cope with an emergency nipple hair situation? Helping us answer all this questions is the hilarious Esther Manito! She tells us all ab
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259: Top Mum - planes and parenting with fighter pilot Mandy Hickson
07/04/2023
259: Top Mum - planes and parenting with fighter pilot Mandy Hickson
How do fighter pilots get their callsigns? What's it like to risk your life every time you go to work? And why should you never eat out-of-date fudge? Answering all these questions is the amazing Mandy Hickson! She tells us how she became one of the UK's first female fighter pilots, despite the best
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